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Gabriel: Good evening, thank you for tuning in tonight to CB Sports. I am Floridian Gabriel Colas and this is my co-host Floridian Carlos Cruz.

Carlos: Good evening my not so lucky non Floridians.

Gabriel/Carlos: Laugh

Gabriel: Tonight, we are going to talk about an athlete. Not just any type of athlete, but a Floridian athlete.

Carlos: Well the state of Florida does give birth to the greatest athletes in the country. But tonight, we are going to speak about the o so controversial Donavon Edwards, Tight End out of Coral Springs Florida. His football athletic ability has giving his audiences a reason to want to watch sports.

Gabriel: I wouldn’t say he is a tremendous athlete but when it comes down to it, it is safe to say that he does his thing on the field. If you know what I mean. Laugh. Clear throat. And I am referring to football here.

Carlos: Confused looks at Gabriel Well let’s take a look at what some of the people have to say about Donavon Edwards.

VIDEO START- Natalie Interview
Interviewer (Alcee): So what do you think of Donavon Edwards?

Natalie: He’s one of the coolest dudes I know, he’s a great golfer.

Interviewer (Alcee): He’s a football player.

Natalie: Well that’s what I meant. Do know what type of soup their having at the Time Out Café today?

Interviewer (Alcee): We are doing a recording live on Donavon Edwards. Cant that wait?

Natalie: I was just asking what kind of soup they had, why are you giving me an attitude?

Interviewer(Alcee): Stressed out Their having Clam Chowder mam.

Natalie: Yes! Umm what were we talking about again?

Interviewer(Alcee): Donavon, Mr. Edwards.

Natalie: O, this one time I saw him slam some guy into the ground. And I don’t know why but I’m really good at reading lips and I am pretty sure he said “Sit down when you pee”. I don’t know why though, it was weird.

Interviewer(Alcee): Confused look What
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Gabriel: Floridian Carlos, did she just say “Sit down when you pee”?

Carlos: Yep, I am pretty sure that is what she said Floridian Gabriel.

Gabriel: Confused Hmm, well moving on. This 6’1, 240 LB athlete does indeed drive his defenders into the ground during the biggest of games that comes forth to the St Lawrence University Saints. Lets take a look at some of his blocking highlights.

Carlos: Hercules! Hercules! Like Eddie Murphy

Gabriel: Clears throat Well as I was saying, the highlights please.

VIDEO START-Blocking highlights
VIDEO END

Carlos: And we’re back

Gabriel: Oh my, as you can see. Donavon Edwards definitely knows how to have his way with his opponents. Laugh. You got to love talking football, wouldn’t you agree Floridian Carlos Cruz?

Carlos: Absolutely, that’s why I’m in this business. Laugh. But getting back to Donavon, I believe he had a pretty good season and think he will be even better next year.

Gabriel: Under your breath Yea if gets out of study hall.

Carlos: What was that?

Gabriel: Come on Carlos, you know he’s been in study hall for the past four years.

Carlos: He’s a junior, how can it be four years?

Gabriel: Exactly, if this kid doesn’t get his grades up, there will be no better football season for him.

Carlos: I agree, but he’s an athlete. You know that can be taken cared of. Laugh

Gabriel: You know what Floridian Carlos, your absolutely right. It’s a celebration. But now, lets see what others have to say about Donavon.

VIDEO START- Stanley Interview

Interviewer(Alcee): Hi there Stan Da Man, hey quick question for you. Tell me what do you think about Donavon Edwards? Stan grabs mic. Whoa whoa, calm down buddy, calm down.

Stanley: Yo Donavon’s my boy, we been on the team together since freshman year. I remember this one game he had dropped a pass and I told him that if he didn’t make up for it that I wouldn’t chill wit him anymore. But he surely went out there and caught a big first down catch in the third quarter and that resulted in a touchdown. But I must’ve been laughing when I told him that I wasn’t gunna chill wit him anymore. But I’m serious, I don’t chill it scrubs.

Interviewer(Alcee): Awkward laugh. Great story there Stan da Man. Hey check this out they have that Clam Chowder soup down at the Time Out Café, you wanna go grab a bite to eat? Chicken salad with grapes, pita bread it’s amazing.

Stanley: Yo you don’t have to school me on Time Out, I know it’s good. No thanks bro, I don’t chill with scrubs.

Interviewer(Alcee): Sad look
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Carlos: Laugh Didn’t that girl from Tic Toc say that to you last weekend Floridian Gabriel?

Gabriel: Yeah, so I took your wife home instead. Laugh.

Carlos: Touché, Laugh.

Gabriel: Laugh.

Carlos: Well like Stan da Man said Donavon’s catching ability is up to par. It just amazes me that he doesn’t get the ball more. He would be my go-to short yardage receiver every time.

Gabriel: He has a big body that just makes his way through people. If you know what I mean. Laugh. Clear throat. And I am referring to football here.

Carlos: Confused looks at Gabriel Well let’s take a look at Donavon’s catching ability from some of these clips of him playing at St Lawrence University.

VIDEO START-Catching highlights
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Gabriel: What an athlete. Did you see the one that was tipped about three or four times?

Carlos: Indeed I did, Floridian Gabriel.

Gabriel: You know what Floridian Carlos?

Carlos: What’s that?

Gabriel: Watching all these highlights reminds me of my days back in little league. I was the biggest kid on the team. My mom convinced the coach that I had some type of disability that made me that big and that I was the same age as everyone else when in reality I was three years older. That idiot fell for it and I became MVP my 1st, 2nd, and 3rd year of elementary school. Laugh. Memories, memories. Sometimes I wish I could go back.

Carlos: What? Are you serious?

Gabriel: Yeah, why wouldn’t I be?

Carlos: Clear throat. Never mind, I guess its one of those things you need a second opinion on. But in other words, Donavon Edwards, the talk of the town. This kid is going to be great and I hope he continues to climb up among the rankings.

Gabriel: Cutting him off. You know he’s Jamaican right?

Carlos: Well I do, but I was saying the final statements.

Gabriel: Yea but I thought it would be a cool fun fact to add in there.

Carlos: Very well, the Jamaican Floridian athlete Donavon Edwards has been the focus for the night. Good luck to him next season. Thank you all for tuning in tonight for another episode of CB Sports Good night from me Floridian Carlos Cruz and my co-host Floridian Gabriel Colas.

Gabriel: Goodnight. Laugh. And “sit down when you pee”!